THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE chronicles what happens when a little girl who scorns the idea of marriage and children (in favor of becoming a stiletto-wearing, attache-carrying Secret Agent), majors in Russian, minors in Vodka, and then one day finds herself with child… and in-laws. "Empty bladder before reading." -Laurie Notaro, WE THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE PRETTIER

This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store: Unapologetic Admissions from a Non-Contender for Mother of the Year

Humor & Entertainment

Turner, A.K.

Humor

Fever Streak Press

In the hilarious sequel to the bestselling "momoir" This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store, A.K. Turner returns with the mayhem of motherhood. From preschoolers blurting obscenities in public places to living with her in-laws in Mexico, Mommy Had a Little Flask delivers a delightfully raw and honest account of family life in Turner's latest laugh-out-loud confessional.Praise for A.K. Turner"It's rare for a writer to actually make me laugh out loud, but A.K. Turner does just that." -Robin O'Bryant, author of Ketchup is a Vegetable &amp; Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves"I laughed out loud at Mommy Had a Little Flask, but make no mistake, this book is equally heartfelt and humorous as A.K. Turner delves into all the wonders, challenges and horrifying playground moments of parenting--the most extreme sport there is." -Cameron Morfit, Sports Illustrated"Empty bladder before reading." -Laurie Notaro, New York Times bestselling author of The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club."Witty, honest and funny as hell. Fans of This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store are guaranteed to have another great time." -Holand Peterson, author of the Eville seriesThis Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store "candidly reveals and revels in the flaws and dysfunctions of the author and her family. Turner is not afraid to voice her private thoughts and never takes herself too seriously... refreshingly honest." -Publishers Weekly "Did Erma Bombeck ever guzzle vodka? If she did, she might have come close to the ribald domestic humor in Turner's "momoir" This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store." -The Quivering Pen"The perfect cross between Nora Ephron, David Sedaris, and Chelsea Handler." -Elaine Ambrose, Menopause Sucks."If laughing at ourselves is the best medicine, then reading A.K. Turner will ensure you live long enough to drive your own kids crazy."-Stacy Dymalski, comedienne and author of Confessions of a Band Geek Mom

Mommy Had a Little Flask (The Tales of Imperfection Series)

PUBLISHERS WEEKLY STARRED REVIEW: The third book in the Tales of Imperfection series from Turner (This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store, Mommy Had a Little Flask), a mother of two from Idaho, provides another hilarious account of parenthood. A self-admitted neat freak, the author details the important distinctions between paper towels and dishcloths, and wishes she could "conduct a class highlighting these differences and then create a test with various scenarios." Also a lover of travel, she signs up for HomeExchange.com - a house-swapping service - in hopes of a family holiday to an exotic locale, while pondering the headline "Idaho: Just Like New York, Only Different." With her characteristic good-spirited, self-deprecating humor, Turner describes taking her kids to a children's art camp on the Jersey Shore and surviving a back-to-school night "ice cream unsocial." Well paced, entertaining, and full of endearing stories on parenting, this new addition to Turner's popular series will leave readers looking forward to the next installment. BOOK DESCRIPTION: In the latest laugh-out-loud confessional from A.K. Turner’s "Tales of Imperfection” series, the author relates her adventures on the Jersey Shore, at an Idaho drag show with her in-laws, and surviving the perils of an elementary school ice-cream social with equal parts wit and heart. The laughter pairs well with two parts cocktail. “Empty bladder before reading.” —Laurie Notaro, New York Times bestselling author of The Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club “It’s rare for a writer to actually make me laugh out loud, but A.K. Turner does just that.” —Robin O'Bryant, New York Times bestselling author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable and Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “I laughed out loud at Mommy Had a Little Flask, but make no mistake, this book is equally heartfelt and humorous as A.K. Turner delves into all the wonders, challenges and horrifying playground moments of parenting – the most extreme sport there is.” —Cameron Morfit, Sports Illustrated “A.K. Turner is always hilarious, and she doesn’t disappoint.” —Jen Mann, New York Times bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat “The thing that I can’t get over with A.K. Turner is that she is endlessly fresh. Funny, always, but fresh, sweet funny that keeps me coming back again and again...and craving more. Always can’t wait to read her latest.” —Meredith Spidel, The Mom of the Year “A.K. Turner can turn even the simplest family story into a rollicking, outrageous, hilarious adventure. Buckle up!” —Michelle Newman, You’re My Favorite Today, contributor to the bestselling humor anthologies I Just Want to Pee Alone and I Just Want to Be Alone, and Community Contributor at Entertainment Weekly “A.K. Turner is the best friend that we dream of having: someone who is smart and eloquent and doesn’t take herself or her life too seriously. That is what makes all of her books so fabulous, you can’t help but envision yourself right alongside of her, cheering her on, laughing out loud and thanking your lucky stars that you have her in your life.” —Lynn Morrison, The Nomad Mom Diary, Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Bloggers, Circle of Moms Top 25 European Bloggers, and contributor to BLUNTmoms and The Huffington Post “A.K. Turner’s writing manages to be both hilarious and heartfelt at the same time. When I read her words, I find myself laughing to the point of tears one minute and then crying real tears the next. It’s writing that makes you feel something. Something real and deep and honest. Which is how writing should be.” —Deva Dalporto, My Life Suckers

Hair of the Corn Dog (The Tales of Imperfection Series)

Agent Entrepreneurs: Every Agent's Guide to What They Don't Teach You in Real Estate School

"Turner is the exception in an industry where it's commonplace for folks to put on a facade. Read his stories; you'll be fascinated." -Ryan Fletcher, Defeat Mega Agents “Agent Entrepreneurs is a much needed gift to the real estate industry. It is a Road Map for both new and experienced Agents. Literally packed with the information and tactics that are missing in 99% of real estate training available in most brokerages. Separate yourself from the desperate and un-creative masses of agents out there running around all doing the exact same thing. Read it and save yourself years of wasted time and thousands of dollars!” -Remy Fortier, Integrity Brokers "This book should be required reading for all real estate professionals." -Debbi Myers, real estate broker of 20 years and certified real estate instructor "Great information, great stories, and most of all timely and useful advice that I wish I had heard a long time ago." -Kirsten Wallace, The Firm Real Estate Group Like most entrepreneurs, Mike Turner learned a lot of things the hard way. He navigated the mixed messages and bad advice that are so prevalent in the real estate industry and countered them with an insatiable appetite for learning and a head-on approach to the challenges of the business. It paid off. Looking back, most of us can say we would have saved ourselves hardship, time, money, and stress—not to mention a lot of emotional scars—if we’d known then what we know today. Hindsight is 20/20, but does it have to be that way? Why don’t they teach in real estate school what you really need to know to be successful? Why do you have to spend years doing things the hard way before discovering a better approach? You don’t. Agent Entrepreneurs is every agent’s guide to avoiding the pitfalls that leave so many real estate professionals feeling chewed up, spit out, broken, and demoralized. Skip the painful and expensive lessons and learn how to create and sustain the business you’ve always wanted. Here are the most important, effective, and impactful truths every agent should know. No magic wands. No gimmicks. And no holds barred.

Business & Money

Turner, Mike

Real Estate

“Agent Entrepreneurs is a much needed gift to the real estate industry. It is a Road Map for both new and experienced Agents. Literally packed with the information and tactics that are missing in 99% of real estate training available in most brokerages. Separate yourself from the desperate and un-creative masses of agents out there running around all doing the exact same thing. Read it and save yourself years of wasted time and thousands of dollars!” -Remy Fortier, Integrity Brokers Looking back, most of us can say we would have saved ourselves hardship, time, money, and stress—not to mention a lot of emotional scars—if we’d known then what we know today. Hindsight is 20/20, but does it have to be that way? Why don’t they teach in real estate school what you really need to know to be successful? Why do you have to spend years doing things the hard way before discovering a better approach? You don’t. Agent Entrepreneurs is every agent’s guide to avoiding the pitfalls that leave so many real estate professionals feeling chewed up, spit out, broken, and demoralized. Skip the painful and expensive lessons and learn how to create and sustain the business you’ve always wanted. Here are the most important, effective, and impactful truths every agent should know. No magic wands. No gimmicks. And no holds barred.

From the New York Times bestselling author of This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store and Hair of the Corn Dog, Amanda Turner (previously writing as AK Turner) offers up a new collection of hilarity and embarrassment with How to Be Awkward.Disclaimer: This book is not intended for the super cool. If you begin every day by setting an intention while doing yoga on a paddleboard (and somehow not falling off), you're out of my league. If you are even semi-fluent in the Urban Dictionary, there's little chance we'll connect. And if you use a vaginal steamer, well, I think we're done here. Especially if you don't have a vagina.On the other hand? if your spirit animal is the blobfish or you regularly and inexplicably choke on your own saliva, we might be related. If you find intermittent fasting to be both cruel and unusual, I feel your pain. If your athletic abilities could best be described as blundering and oafish, I'm right there with you. It's possible that we speak the same language.We should talk.Endlessly hilarious...constantly relatable. An incisive and entertaining celebration of awkwardness. -Kirkus ReviewsAn entertaining read that makes being awkward cool. -BookLife Reviews

How to Be Awkward

Turner, Amanda

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This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store: Unapologetic Admissions from a Non-Contender for Mother of the Year

Mommy Had a Little Flask (The Tales of Imperfection Series)

Hair of the Corn Dog (The Tales of Imperfection Series)

Agent Entrepreneurs: Every Agent's Guide to What They Don't Teach You in Real Estate School

Agent Entrepreneurs: Every Agent's Guide to What They Don't Teach You in Real Estate School

How to Be Awkward