The Best of Bizarre News II: Uncensored!

Welcome to The Best of Bizarre News II: Uncensored! Taken from the immensely popular email publication, the stories inside this book represent the most bizarre nature of the human animal. Your editor, Lewis, will take you on a journey around the country and across the globe to chronicle the weird, the strange, the supernatural and, yes, even the stupid. UNCENSORED! Without any kind of reasonable supervision, Lewis has included dozens of stories too gross, too scandalous and too controversial to have ever before been published in Bizarre News. OUTRAGEOUS! Stories you'll never believe like, "Man Survives Amputation and Self-Inflicted Head Wound" and "Husband Stays With Wife After She Cuts Off His Hand" or "Interview with a Phone Sex Operator". The Best of Bizarre News II: Uncensored promises to shock and delight with every page.