Believe it or not it is still possible to find good, clean humor, even in the world of the Internet. "Clean Laffs" Joe has been spinning his tales and adventures of writing for an Internet publisher for years, and his earliest stories are related right here. 
Over a million readers have joined Joe's Clean Laffs joke list over the years and have enjoyed his unique brand of clean comedy. For the first time Joe is making his most hilarious jokes and stories available in book form. You'll finally get the answers to burning questions like: 
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Why didn't Noah fish from the ark? What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? 
All jokes rated "CC" for Comical and Clean!

The Best of Clean Laffs

Joe, Clean Laffs

PENN, LLC.

A word from the kitchen... 
You don't have to be a four-star chef to eat like a gourmet. Take it from The Daily Recipe editor Marzee. Five days a week she delivers unique, mouth-watering recipes that are fun and easy to prepare. 
Treat yourself to a little fame and extra appreciation when you surprise your family and guests with everything from appetizers to desserts. Are you looking for something exotic? How about...Crab Stuffed Mushrooms, Luau Pork Teriyaki or Mahi Mahi with Mango Salsa. 
Maybe you want it simpler? Marzee suggests...Crockpot BBQ, Windy City Pizza or Grilled Quesadillas with Sweet Onions and Chicken. 
Marzee has personally prepared them all. We can't guarantee you'll love them, but a quarter of a million home chefs subscribed to Marzee's Daily Recipe newsletter sure seem to enjoy them!

In the Kitchen with Marzee: The Best of the Daily Recipe

Marzee

Jaffer Ali is the CEO of one of the largest privately-held publishing and media companies on the Internet. His personal experiences with the principles of Corporate Soul have led to this success. 
Modern business too frequently focuses on the bottom line and ignores the consequences its actions have on the business as an entity. Business can and should be a sacred enterprise. This book seeks to guide the reader on a journey to letting Soul permeate one's business. 
Each chapter is an exercise in discovery, and you will be treated to some of the greatest thinkers in philosophy, physics, ecology and psychology. The collection of essays illustrates that developing Soul is about finding the interconnection of seemingly disparate pieces of information. 
Corporate Soul focuses on often-overlooked topics in the business community, such as passion, intuition and responsibility. The "Responsibility and Soul" chapter notes that businesses today have a tendency to forget their ethical responsibilities, ignoring that decisions made today will affect the ecological, social and economic climates of tomorrow. 
In a bonus chapter, Ali includes highlights from "The Secret of Victory" by George S. Patton Jr. interspersed with commentary.

Corporate Soul

Ali, Jaffer

Welcome to The Best of Bizarre News II: Uncensored! Taken from the immensely popular email publication, the stories inside this book represent the most bizarre nature of the human animal. Your editor, Lewis, will take you on a journey around the country and across the globe to chronicle the weird, the strange, the supernatural and, yes, even the stupid.     UNCENSORED! Without any kind of reasonable supervision, Lewis has included dozens of stories too gross, too scandalous and too controversial to have ever before been published in Bizarre News.     OUTRAGEOUS! Stories you'll never believe like, "Man Survives Amputation and Self-Inflicted Head Wound" and "Husband Stays With Wife After She Cuts Off His Hand" or "Interview with a Phone Sex Operator".     The Best of Bizarre News II: Uncensored promises to shock and delight with every page.

The Best of Bizarre News II: Uncensored!

LEWIS

Pinch Your Pennies 'Til Lincoln Squeals! 
Is money a constant source of stress? Would you like to learn how to take some of your hard-earned income out of everyone else's pockets and put it back into yours? Then you need to talk to Penny. For the last two years she has shared her common sense financial savvy in the hugely popular THRIFTY TIPS email newsletter. Now, her unique experience is available in this incredible new book packed with over 300 money-saving tips! 
The best place to start is the bank. Penny teaches you how to save one million dollars! And which accounts to avoid in the chapter "Financial News". 
Are home repairs giving you nightmares? Make your home your haven with Penny's tips on home maintenance. She shows you how to save on everything from Internet access to appliances. 
Cars, gas, traveling, oh my! Learn why the early bird really does get the best prices at the gas pump, how to receive more for your trade-in and how to decide when to buy a new car. 
In her special "Shopping" chapter, Penny teaches you how to save at the grocery store all-year round! Don't miss her rebate and coupon secrets and what NOT to do at the grocery store.

Thrifty Tips

Penny