Seth MacFarlane's a Million Ways to Die in the West

Pub Date: 2014-03-04 Pages: 224 Language: English Publisher:. Random House Publishing Group From the creator of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is fed up with the harsh life of the American frontier. where it seems everything and anything can kill you:..... Duels at high noon Barroom brawls Poisonous snakes Cholera-infected drinking water Tumbleweed abrasion Something called & ldquo; toe-foot & rdquo; Even. a trip to the outhouse. Yes. there are a million ways to die in the wild. wild West. and Albert plans to avoid them all. Some people think that makes him a coward. Albert calls it common sense. But when his girlfriend dumps him for the most insufferable guy in town. Albert decides to fight back & mdash; even though he can & rsquo;. t shoot. ride. or throw a punch Fortunately. h...