Pub Date: 2014-03-04 Pages: 224 Language: English Publisher:. Random House Publishing Group From the creator of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is fed up with the harsh life of the American frontier. where it seems everything and anything can kill you:..... Duels at high noon Barroom brawls Poisonous snakes Cholera-infected drinking water Tumbleweed abrasion Something called &amp; ldquo; toe-foot &amp; rdquo; Even. a trip to the outhouse. Yes. there are a million ways to die in the wild. wild West. and Albert plans to avoid them all. Some people think that makes him a coward. Albert calls it common sense. But when his girlfriend dumps him for the most insufferable guy in town. Albert decides to fight back &amp; mdash; even though he can &amp; rsquo;. t shoot. ride. or throw a punch Fortunately. h...

Seth MacFarlane's a Million Ways to Die in the West

Literature & Fiction

MacFarlane, Seth

Humor & Satire

Ballantine Books

From the creator of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western. Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is fed up with the harsh life of the American frontier, where it seems everything and anything can kill you: Duels at high noon. Barroom brawls. Poisonous snakes. Cholera-infected drinking water. Tumbleweed abrasion. Something called “toe-foot.” Even a trip to the outhouse. Yes, there are a million ways to die in the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to avoid them all. Some people think that makes him a coward. Albert calls it common sense. But when his girlfriend dumps him for the most insufferable guy in town, Albert decides to fight back—even though he can’t shoot, ride, or throw a punch. Fortunately, he teams up with a beautiful gunslinger who’s tough enough for the both of them. Unfortunately, she’s married to the biggest, meanest, most jealous badass on the frontier. Turns out Albert has just discovered a million and one ways to die in the West. From the Hardcover edition.

A Million Ways to Die in the West

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Humor & Entertainment

Humor

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