This hilarious book has been featured in the Chicago Tribune, Los Angeles Times, New York Daily News, Washington Post, Reader's Digest and Playboy. This portable book is perfect for any office warrior to keep in their desk drawer for a chuckle when the office goofball screws up again...or asks for a recommendation!
"Thornton has just revolutionized the job-hunting business."―Washington Post "A collection of 'virtually litigation-proof' phrases."―Los Angeles Times

The Lexicon of Intentionally Ambiguous Recommendations (L.I.A.R.)

Business & Money

Thornton, Robert J.

Job Hunting & Careers

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You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!

501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot

Humor & Entertainment

Exner, Justin J.

Humor

It's the Bitch in bed! "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" --Lily Tomlin No more two-week wonders. No more romantic cul-de-sacs. No more saying "Yes" when you mean "No." Don't even pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. Your Inner Bitch, that integral, powerful part of you, is essential when you're falling in love, and even more essential when you're falling out of love. Looking for romance? Looking for a date? Looking for a relationship? Let your Inner Bitch be your guide. "Remember, lust makes you stupid." --Nicole Hollander

The Inner Bitch Guide to Men, Relationships, Dating, Etc.

Elizabeth Hilts

Following up his hit 505 Unbelievably Stupid Web Pages, Dan Crowley again takes on the Web's weirdest and wildest in 505 Weirdest Online Stores. This is the ultimate guide to the Internet's strangest stores, where you can spend your time and money in pursuit of dehydrated water, duct tape fashion and a corporate hairball. For all those who love eBay but are tired of products that have actual uses, check out these sites: - The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation (www.goat-trauma.org) - Political Talking Action Figures (www.prankplace.com/politics.htm) - Lunar Land Owner (www.lunarlandowner.com) - Air Sickness Bags (www.airsicknessbags.com) - Michael Jackson Artwork (www.helenakadlcikova.com/michael_jackson.htm)

The 505 Weirdest Online Stores

Computers & Technology

Crowley, Dan

Web Development & Design

Alternating between the outrageous, the irreverent and the just plain hilarious, Women's Lip offers over 500 of the wildest, sassiest things women ever said. Share in the insight and humor as women such as Madonna, Mae West and Gertrude Stein comment on men, love and life.

Women's Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes

Warren, Roz

Club throwing is an art! It relieves stress, burns calories and it keeps the other players on the course on their toes. So there's no need to lie, no need to be embarrassed. You're a club thrower--welcome to the club. Here's your official guide to the art of club throwing, and it includes: --Throwing clubs for distance and accuracy --Club throwing Q&amp;A --The 20 basic throws --What to do when you're REALLY teed off

How to Throw a Golf Club: Learn to Throw for Distance and Accuracy

Carey, Tom

Leave the meaningful questions to the philosophers. Real life deals with the little things. The inane things. The petty things. And yes, well, the stupid things. Get ready to get real. And get stupid.--If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would you still pet them?--Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?--Who do you know that is most likely to have been abducted by aliens?And nearly 300 other pointless queries.

The Little Book of Stupid Questions: 200 Hilarious, Bold, Embarrassing, Personal and Basically Pointless Queries

Borgenicht, David

When you've become sick and tired of counting your birthdays, here's some light-hearted relief in a collection of hundreds of quotes about getting older and staying younger. "People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately." --Russell Baker "The advantage of bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time." --Friedrich Wilhelm Neitzsche "I'm 65, and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics; but if there were 15 months in every year, I'd only be 48." --James Thurber

I'm Too Young to Be This Damn Old

Sourcebooks

Parenting & Relationships

Cats are great companions. They are a constant source of inspiration and entertainment, and a joy to live with. Cats don't start fights, they don't yell at you and they don't stop talking to you for no reason. They don't take up too much room on the bed (unless you have more than a dozen). And they never, never tell you that you're gaining weight and better watch what you eat (they expect you to return the favor on this one). There are the issues of hairballs and mouse parts-but those we'll set aside. With all of that in mind, cartoonist and illustrator Stephanie Piro offers My Cat Loves Me Naked, a charming gift book for cat lovers of every stripe.

My Cat Loves Me Naked

Comics & Graphic Novels

Piro, Stephanie

Comic Strips

Expanding on her now-classic Getting in Touch with Your Inner Bitch (over 120,000 copies sold), Elizabeth Hilts adds more edgy wisdom to the book that has helped thousands of women get in touch with that integral, powerful part of themselves that is going unrecognized. After all, your Inner Bitch is the little black dress of attitudes-perfect for every occasion-and your own personal antidote to the torrent of absurd requests, ridiculous expectations and outrageous demands women face every day. This edition is bursting with new material, including: --Inner Bitch reminders-snappy ways to keep your Inner Bitch always on alert --Inner Bitch wisdom-advice and quotations from bitches through the ages and throughout the world, proving that she who wields power, wins --New observations on the importance of the Inner Bitch in life, love and the pursuit of happiness

Getting in Touch with Your Inner Bitch

Hilts, Elizabeth

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