There are reasons we fear the night. He’s NOT one of them.
Bill Ryder was a dateless geek, but then he met a girl to die for. So he did. Sadly, that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke as a vampire but, fangs or not, he was still at the bottom of the food chain. Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier, and a hell of a lot cooler than he is ... and they all want to kick his ass. Bill isn't exactly average, though. A vamp like him hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies, and an attitude that makes him too damned obnoxious to quit. Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty monsters and the unlikely hero who's not afraid to flip them all off, even if it gets him killed - again. ---------- Bill The Vampire is book one in the bestselling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series, a foul-mouthed misadventure through a world of supernatural horrors. If you're a fan of Jim Butcher or Kevin Hearne then you're in for a bloody good time. Click BUY NOW to start enjoying the snark right away.The complete Tome of Bill series order:<ul>
<li>Bill the Vampire (book 1)</li>
<li>Night Stalker (series adventure)</li>
<li>Scary Dead Things (book 2)</li>
<li>The Mourning Woods (book 3)</li>
<li>Holier Than Thou (book 4)</li>
<li>Sunset Strip (series adventure)</li>
<li>Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5)</li>
<li>Half A Prayer (book 6)</li>
<li>The Wicked Dead (book 7)</li>
<li>Shining Fury (series adventure)</li>
<li>The Last Coven (book 8)</li>
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<li>Paranormal &amp; Urban Fantasy</li>
<li>Vampire Horror</li>
<li>Vampires and Werewolves</li>
<li>Superhero Science Fiction</li>
<li>Action &amp; Adventure Fantasy</li>
<li>Humorous Fantasy</li>
<li>Dark Fantasy</li>
<li>Supernatural Thriller</li>
<li>Urban Fantasy Thriller</li>
<li>Science Fiction &amp; Fantasy</li>
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Bill The Vampire (The Tome of Bill)

Literature & Fiction

Gualtieri, Rick

Genre Fiction

Freewill press

Mankind Is No Longer At The Top Of The Food Chain. When Harrison Kent suggests an outing to a remote campsite in Colorado, his friends are all eager for a few days of fun and adventure. What awaits them, though, is far more than they ever bargained for. They learn that Sasquatch is real, but these are not the shy creatures of legend. A madness has claimed them, erasing their once peaceful nature and leaving in its wake a ravenous horde of monsters that's about to descend upon the unsuspecting residents of a remote town. But the woods hold more than one secret. The cast of a low budget reality show is filming in the area and they have information that could even the odds. Harrison and his friends will need to team up with them for a desperate last stand against the rampaging beasts. Together they’ll need to fight back if they wish to have any hope of securing mankind's spot as the dominant species. ---------- If you enjoy creature rampages such as Meg or Cujo then don’t miss this thrilling novel of backwoods terror.

Bigfoot Hunters (Tales of the Crypto-Hunter)

There are reasons we fear the night. He's STILL not one of them.
Bill Ryder, the trash-talking geek from Bill The Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity. One of the most powerful vampires on the planet wants Bill’s head. A crazed immortal princess wants the rest of him. It’s a toss-up which fate is worse. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask? Bill's only hope for survival is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, he's the scariest dead thing of them all. ---------- Scary Dead Things, book two in the bestselling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series, is a foul-mouthed horror comedy with a Brooklyn-sized attitude. Click or tap BUY NOW to continue this snarky series right away.The complete Tome of Bill series order:<ul>
<li>Bill the Vampire (book 1) </li>
<li>Night Stalker (series adventure)</li>
<li>Scary Dead Things (book 2) </li>
<li>The Mourning Woods (book 3) </li>
<li>Holier Than Thou (book 4) </li>
<li>Sunset Strip (series adventure)</li>
<li>Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5) </li>
<li>Half A Prayer (book 6) </li>
<li>The Wicked Dead (book 7) </li>
<li>Shining Fury (series adventure)</li>
<li>The Last Coven (book 8)</li>
</ul>

Scary Dead Things (The Tome of Bill)

Humor & Satire

Vampires Versus Bigfoot, Winner Takes All.Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - is back in his wildest adventure yet. A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have - Lord help us all! The leaders of the vampire nation dispatch Bill to a faraway land in order to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but it's not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Hell, some of his allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn and in places where he least expects it. Now he must rely on his friends, master his fledgling powers, and use every four-letter word in his vocabulary to stop the war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods. ---------- The Mourning Woods, book three in the bestselling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series, is a foul-mouthed adventure that will leave your funny bone feeling like it's been trampled by an angry moose.The complete Tome of Bill series order:<ul>
<li>Bill the Vampire (book 1) </li>
<li>Night Stalker (series adventure)</li>
<li>Scary Dead Things (book 2) </li>
<li>The Mourning Woods (book 3) </li>
<li>Holier Than Thou (book 4) </li>
<li>Sunset Strip (series adventure)</li>
<li>Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5) </li>
<li>Half A Prayer (book 6) </li>
<li>The Wicked Dead (book 7) </li>
<li>Shining Fury (series adventure)</li>
<li>The Last Coven (book 8)</li>
</ul>

The Mourning Woods (The Tome of Bill)

There Are Reasons The Undead Fear The Night.Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - has woman troubles. The girl he wants is deadly to him. The girl who wants him is deadly to everyone else. He's trapped in the most lethal love triangle he can imagine and it's only going to get worse. On the eve of war, The Icon - ancient foe of the vampire race - has arisen. Panic is about to break out within the undead ranks and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it. Destiny has placed them on a cataclysmic collision course, but there's just one small catch: he's in love with her. Now he finds himself in a race against supernatural assassins to save the person fated to destroy him. Talk about being damned if you do. Unsure of his allies and outnumbered by enemies, Bill must dig deep within himself and find the faith to succeed - because if he fails, it'll be more than just his social life in tatters. ---------- Holier Than Thou, book four in the bestselling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series, is a paranormal dance with death, destiny, and trying to get a date.

Holier Than Thou (The Tome of Bill)

My name is Sally. For over thirty years I've prowled the night, one of the undead. In that time I've walked amongst you - a wolf in sheep's clothing - doing unspeakable things, killing countless people. Now, on the eve of Armageddon, a chance for redemption presents itself. My past has come looking for me, beckoning me back to the city of my rebirth. Those who killed me the first time are intent on finishing the job. I'm outnumbered and outgunned, but they've got another thing coming if they think I'm outclassed. Unspeakable horrors, both old and new, await me in the City of Sin, but in the end they're all going to learn one very painful lesson: Payback is a Bitch. ***** Sunset Strip (a tale from the Tome of Bill) is 60k words of paranormal fantasy with attitude by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill The Vampire and Holier Than Thou.

Sunset Strip: A Tale From The Tome Of Bill

There are reasons we fear the night. Now he's trying to stop them. 
 Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he's back - reawakened halfway across the globe with no allies, clothing, or clue as to how he got there. The only thing he's certain of is that his captors plan to use him for their own nefarious ends and don't care how much blood they spill in the process. 
 Escape might be the least of his worries, though. Civilization teeters on the brink of chaos. Mythical beasts, once thought the stuff of fantasy, are breaking through the veil, intent on waging war against mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil, the last remnant of a people thought long dead, and it's about to cut a swath of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times. 
 Bill's only chance is to reclaim his life, reconcile with his friends, and muster every bit of attitude he can - because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just a corny saying.

Goddamned Freaky Monsters (The Tome of Bill)

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