The Seitanic Spellbook

Greetings Mortals! You have entered the realm of no return. Within this spell book lie the keys to ultimate vegan satisfaction. Swim through the abyss of knowledge and emerge victorious in your quest for cooking perfection. Engage on this life changing journey as you transmute basic meals into gold. Cook for all the minions of your kingdom and watch them bow before your culinary prowess. This does not require years of training nor a king's ransom. Doable veganism of the highest caliber shall be yours for a mere pauper's wage and moments of time. Open this tome and perform its rituals and incantations. It shall guide you with images of every step of every main recipe. Scan QR codes with your mystic technology to summon videos of everything in the book. Your hour of glory has come. (The Vegan Black Metal Chef combines his passion for cooking and making metal music to create an awesomely unlikely combination that is informative, hilarious, and enlightening. As a vegan since 2000, and a musician since 2003, his quest to make awesomely amazing food, music, and blasphemy has culminated into a modern sensation. He has appeared in such media as "Time Magazine", "The Washington Post", "The Guardian", "Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations", "ABC Nightline", amongst many others. His website contains vegan cooking instruction that offers cooking concepts ratheran than strict recipes, a series of YouTube Videos that focus on singe dishes as well as whole meal ideas, seeks to answer the question "what do vegans eat" set to a self-made and recorded soundtrack of Black Metal music with comedy thrown in. The Website also aims to introduce people to bringing consciousness to their lives and all of their actions.)