My Sister Steals My Toys: And 109 Other Funny Poems

My sister steals my toys. My sister pulls my hair. My sister hides the clothes I really want to wear.She eats my favorite foods and blames me for her mess. I wish she'd just be nice! She fills my life with stress.She rips apart my books. She stomps on all my toys. And when I am asleep, she wakes me with her noise.I simply do not know why she's so mean to me. You'd think she could behave! She's turning thirty-three.This book contains 109 other funny poems for children ages 8+. Grades 2-4.2019 Children's Book Finalist at MIPA's 29th Annual Midwest Book Awards.