Bastard Operator From Hell (Version 1.0) (Bastard Operator From Hell)

Lurking in the darkest recesses of an ancient computer center lies an eldritch evil who really hates to have his marathon Doom sessions interrupted.\nA ringing phone brings his malign attention to bear upon some snivelling, whiny, computer user who doesn't have the intelligence God gave a box of cake mix.\nThese are the tales of anguish and woe that befell the clueless gits who were stupid enough to seek his help. They dared call:\nThe Bastard Operator from Hell