Unbecoming Habits & Blue Blood Will Out: Omnibus 1

Unbecoming Habits Brother Luke was late again. But this time Brother Luke's excuse for missing Sext was the best possible. He had been lying face down among the protatoes for quite some time when Brother Bede finally found him, turned him over and noticed that the deep magenta marks around his neck matched the pattern of the crucifix chain which he always wore. He was, of course, extremely dead... Blue Blood Will Out Frederick, third Earl of Maidenhead, had woken at six-thirty, drunk one cup of tea from the Teasmade machine and put on a pair of individually styled bathing trunks with FM embroidered on the left leg. While the rest of Sir Canning's guests slept, he was drifting downstream. He appeared to be making no effort to swim further; his arms and legs were perfectly limp. He was, of course, extremely dead...