"Lies and Truths ma Mother Telt Me!"

Allan Morrison has again scoured the hearts and minds of Scots at home and abroad to bring this hilarious compilation of sayings that reveal the inner workings of that most formidable of personalities...your mother! Over 350 lies and 250 truths are here, and when you utter them you should have a scowl on your face and a lump in your throat!

Here are some examples: "If you don't behave ah'll pawn ye an' sell the ticket!" "A wee birdie told me." "Ye don't need tae brush all yer teeth, jist the wans ye want tae keep." "No, I wasn't looking through your drawers. I was just putting away your clean underwear." "What happened to your bedroom floor? I can't find it."