How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt

In this side-splitting send-up of instructional manuals, Bobby Rusher, a devious, tricky lout on the green, shares his singular strategies and priceless tips that he guarantees you ll never learn from a golf pro, including: *How to hit a ball on the first try *How to play your second shot from the Ladies Tee without explaining yourself in a falsetto *How to estimate the distance the ball would have traveled had it not been unjustly interrupted on its way to where it was supposedly going *How to increase your opponent s score when you are unable to decrease your own *How to manufacture a good lie in a bad situation *How to avoid the water when you lie eight in the bunker From its clever illustrations of duffers at play to its dead-on parody of traditional guides to better golfing, How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt proves once and for all that being bad at golf really is a laughing matter.