Gumshoe

'He looked like the kind of guy your mother would like to marry your sister. If you had a mother. If you had a sister.'
So begins the story of Eddie Ginley - a Liverpool bingo caller, who dreams of being Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon and recording 'Blue Suede Shoes'. And when Eddie sets himself up as a private eye, those dreams start coming true - only they're not dreams, they're nightmares.