Old Ones Are the Best: Over 500 of the Funniest Jokes, One-liners and Puns

The essential joke-teller's bible, collecting the wisecracks that have made us laugh aloud for decades

A man bumps into a friend as he comes out of the dentist's. "Oh," says the man, "I've just had all my teeth taken out. Never again!"

A termite walks into a pub. And the termite asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

A man walks into a psychiatrist's wearing a pair of see-through cellophane underpants. "Well," says the psychiatrist, "I can clearly see you're nuts."

This superb collection of 500 of the best jokes, one-liners, top 10s, and puns is filled with nothing but classic rib-ticklers and great gags on all sorts of subjects, all of which have stood the test of time. There's even a section on what makes those in other countries laugh—even the Germans!