Prozac Deficient Prose: (or how to host your own pity party)

John Church is an interesting Fellow, with a semi-permanent frown upon his face. However, amidst his reluctant disposition and dry humor - he has a heart of 24k gold. Ask him and he'll tell you it's made of twenty-four broken crackers. With good intentions - he writes this book to give you a glimpse into a mind of a cynic. Hoping that it helps you through life's journey. So, bare-chested and without a tremor, he peels back the layers of skin & flesh to reveal his salted soul. Yes here, in his writing, he offers you a morsel of his being. Please note; that in his eyes, it isn't worth any more than a used stamp - ripped and torn off of an old letter. It is because John is blind to the value of a glistening-golden nugget. But, don't take my word for it....