Pendleton's Penance

REX ASHLEY BETTER KNOWN AS ASH FROM THE DAILY MIRROR.HAS THE UNLUCKY ASSIGNMENT OF COVERING THE CHARITY BALL HOSTED BY LORD PENDELTON, AND SPONSORED BY THE QUEEN.LORD PENDELTON IS REALLY A GOOD CHAP WHO'S JOKING NATURE BECOMES A THORN IN EVERYONES SIDE.AND ENS UP COSTING HIM HIS LORDSHIP.PENDELTON NOW BROKE WITH ONLY HIS YACHT LEFT, USES IT TO MAKE ENDS MEET.OH IF THIS YACHT COULD TALK, THE JUICY STORIES IT WOULD TELL OF STAFF AND GUEST ALIKE.AS PENDELTON CONTIUES TO JOKE THROUGH IT ALL FUNNY FUNNY CHAP THIS PENDELTON.