99 Signs You Are Unemployed

If you’ve ever been unemployed or are currently unemployed,

then you know the magical soul-searching journey

that is looking for a job. From sending hundreds of

emails into the black void that is the internet job market

to contemplating whether you should pick up a life of

crime to pay the bills, unemployment brings out the darkest

attributes in a person. It starts off as a time for freedom

and bucket-list vacations, but it slowly downward

spirals into a battle against job market trolls and unemployment

dragons―but maybe that’s just a sign that you

might need to leave the house, buddy.

Presenting the sequel to 99 Signs You Are Not in the 1%,

S.m. Torres gives you 99 Signs You Are Unemployed, a book

that covers each stage of unemployment, from denial to

madness to recovery. It’s a difficult journey to embark

upon, but there’s no room for giving up. It may get

rough. It may get weird. But in the end, someone’s got to

hire you eventually, right?