Just Call Me Stupid

In each of our lives there is the stuff we seem to find easy to get into and a lot harder to get out of. For example: Going out and staying all night with your friends seems to be an okay thing to do. But getting home and meeting your ticked-off spouse at the door with a sawed-off shotgun is not as fun as the staying out all night was. You seem to be in trouble, and if you don’t want to get your head blown off, you need to tell her the truth. “Babe, I’m sorry I did not make it home, but I was kidnapped by an alien and taken to their ship. Can you believe I jumped from their ship and landed right in our front yard?” This book has many such problems and things that just irritate me by the stupid things people do. We all find things that we think are stupid and can’t believe that this much stupidity goes on. But it does, and all we can do is laugh or get irritated at it. I choose to get irritated at such things. This way I feel better when I jump around screaming and pounding on things until I have a heart attack. Yep, that feels great! I would have to go on to say I recommend it! I recommend doing this with the whole family. You could consider this a family fun night. Hell, have a block party. This ought to keep your local fire department busy. Okay, if you just want a more relaxing night, leave out the fire department!