How to Have an Ill-Behaved Dog (Self-Hurt)

Have you ever been to the dog park and wondered how do those people achieve such ill-behaved dogs? Or perhaps you're thinking about adopting a canine companion and want to start off on the right paw. Whether you're experienced or new at the pet game, this book will teach you the most innovative techniques for cultivating a dog who doesn't listen, barks incessantly, and destroys your shoes.

Learn how to:

*Develop your dog into a narcissistic extension of yourself

*Make sure your dog jumps on all visitors

*Harness your dog's natural drives to extract the worst possible behavior with the minimum effort