La Di Da Di Bloody Da!

Charming Miz Miranda Maracona and Miz Kookie Kombuis - one so fair, the other so, so dark! - are two enormously talented and hugely endowed transvestites who run a special service from Soho's Old Compton Street - The M K Agency. Looking for something different? Well, Prince Igor Pisskossovitch certainly is, and when the girls take on the handsome young royal as a client, they find themselves in a glorious Ruritanian foperetta in the remote principality of Bejesustan, where camp is the watchword and coups d'etat the national sport. Divided loyalties and lingering lusts turn would-be assassins and victims into brothers in arms in Robin Anderson's sophisticated novel, a glittering and bubbly tale of ''courtly'' love with a special twist.