Blonde Walks into a Bar: The 4,000 Most Hilarious, Gut-Busting Jokes on Everything From Hung-Over Accountants to Horny Zebras
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DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?
Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES on every topic from HUNG-OVER ACCOUNTANTS TO HORNY ZEBRAS, this book offers you over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud.
•What’s the difference between a bartender and a pharmacist?
Nothing, the bartender just has a limited selection.
•What do West Virginians do when their car breaks down?
Build a house next to it.
•Why were the blonde’s boobs square?
Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
•Two former classmates meet at a reunion. The first proclaims, ?I’m a garbage man.” ?I’m a lawyer,” replies the second. ?Honest?” asks the first.
?No, just the normal kind,” says the lawyer.
•I come from a small town where the population never changes.
Each time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town.
Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES on every topic from HUNG-OVER ACCOUNTANTS TO HORNY ZEBRAS, this book offers you over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud.
•What’s the difference between a bartender and a pharmacist?
Nothing, the bartender just has a limited selection.
•What do West Virginians do when their car breaks down?
Build a house next to it.
•Why were the blonde’s boobs square?
Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
•Two former classmates meet at a reunion. The first proclaims, ?I’m a garbage man.” ?I’m a lawyer,” replies the second. ?Honest?” asks the first.
?No, just the normal kind,” says the lawyer.
•I come from a small town where the population never changes.
Each time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town.
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