The Expert's Guide to Surviving Your Marriage

Do you feel miserable and unfulfilled? Does a person you hate live in your house? Are you unhappy all the time? Do you feel like a 2,000-pound lead weight is pressing down on your face when you try to get up in the morning? Then you are probably married. But don't worry The Expert’s Guide To Surviving Your Marriage can help you negotiate the marriage minefield and maintain your sanity until you can get safely divorced! Includes important facts you need to know about married life: The Myth of Post-Marital Sex–Why there is no sex after marriage. How to Sneak Out of the House at Night so you can finally have sex like you did when single. Bachelor Pads/Business Trips–Making time for monkey business. Using your Married State as a Girl Magnet–Plus how to use dogs and children to attract women. How to Cheat on your Wife using an Assumed Name. Wife Swapping and Sleeping with your Wife's Friends–The do's and don'ts. Trading Up–Upgrading to a younger, prettier, wife. Effective Use of Personal Ads–One night stands through the newspapers. Divorce: The Most Effective Cure for Impotence–Your sex drive will return. All the key techniques to survive your marriage are here explained in this essential book.