Character Flaws: A Standalone Romantic Comedy

Joey:They say you never get a second chance at a first impression. That is, unless you're my gorgeous temporary neighbor.My first impression of Theo Crawford was anything but wonderful. He was discourteous, anti-social, and a drunken mess. My second impression wasn't much better when he inconsiderately woke me on a Sunday morning.But by my third impression, my views toward Theo began to soften. Maybe he isn't as bad as he seems. And now? Well, let's just say my defective heart doesn't care that he's gay, because I've fallen for him.Theo:Wait, what? I'm not gay. Where the hell did she get that impression?