I Used to Have a Guitar But It Broke

Lyrics to all the songs I wrote, plus the Story Behind the Song for each one. And dozens of anecdotes from my life: -Mighty Tasty Fried Bologna Sandwich You Got Here, Ma'am -$20 Worth of Good Karma -Get the Hell Out of Maine and Do Something Brave -Code of the West -The Son-of-a-Bitch Never Answers My Letters -Never Kissed a Truck Driver, But I Came Pretty Close -It's Mighty Quiet Out There, Sarge -What Happens in Germany, Stays in Germany -If I Met Stanley Tucci at a Hollywood Party... -The Perfect Job - Dishwasher -The Night I Kissed a Beauty Queen and a lot more...