Confessions of a Cereal Mother: True Stories to Let Every Mother Know She's Not Alone in the Craziness

In this narrative you'll discover several mind-saving rules, which include:

• Don't throw your pregnancy test away before the full three minutes is up.

• Unless there is a rush on the grocery store pending a zombie-virus outbreak, never take your kids shopping.

• If your toddler is going to chew on a Band-Aid, hope it's one found inside the community swimming pools chlorinated pool and not one found in their locker room.

• Never throw up in a cookie sheet.

• Things can always get worse. You could discover your child playing with a used tampon applicator. It's not a whistle, sweetie.

• And most importantly, the moment one of your children is seriously ill, forget about everything else. You have the greatest honor in the world - being a Mom.