Obscure, Contradictory and Dysfunctional: (I'm a little OCD too)

I couldn't lose. No matter what I set my mind to, I sunk my teeth in, gave it an alligator death shake and emerged victorious. I got jobs I wanted, achieved goals I set for myself and assumed I had this life thing figured out. Then, in 2010, I embarked on a journey that would prove to me how little I knew. I became the biggest failure I had ever known, or could even imagine. No matter what the pursuit, I simply COULD NOT WIN. My consistent failures drove me into a deep depression and set me on a path that led to losing everything. Possessions, self confidence, self worth, sense of humour and my faith. What began as therapeutic journaling, morphed into an introspective, comedic perspective that helped me claw my way back to reality. What do you do when stuff goes sideways, roll over and wet on yourself or get through it? I got through it...and so will you....