Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book
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Snooki, Ronnie, Mike “The Situation,” JWoww, Pauly D, Sammi Sweetheart, Vinny, and Angelina captivated America with their big hair, fake tans, fist pumps, and high drama on MTV ’s wildly popular show Jersey Shore. But they don’t just walk the walk—they talk the talk. Relive their most outrageous and hilarious moments with these memorable words of “wisdom” on life, love, and looking good.
These are rules to live by—G.T.L., baby!
“My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy, and live my life.”
“I feel like this job is beneath me. I’m a bartender. I do, like, great things.”
“I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me, it’s cool in the beginning. We do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell.”
“Let’s go tanning. If we got a little time, maybe we’ll go to the gym and then get ready for tonight. You need that color—a little touch-up on the paint job.”
Features an exclusive BONUS DVD — watch the most memorable moments from season one!
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