The Mystic Arts of Erasing All Signs of Death: Library Edition

Webster Filmore Goodhue has found temporary work as one of the mop-up crew for the Los Angeles County crime division. In other words, he cleans up grisly crime scenes for the cops. When the daughter of a recent Malibu suicide victim asks for his help cleaning up after her brother has gotten into a little trouble, every cell in Webs brain is telling him to turn her down. But shes very attractive, and before he knows it, hes well on his way to getting his face kicked in, facing down some gun-toting L.A. cowboys, and hanging on for dear life. And thats only the beginning.