The Janitor Must Die

Josh Murphy is a college dropout working as a janitor at the Diablo Mesa Research Laboratory. As if that weren’t bad enough, the lab has just suffered the worst inter-dimensional pest control problem in history, and Josh is caught smack in the middle of it. Teaming up with the CEO’s mysterious telekinetic daughter Nora, Josh must fend off the omnicidal alien swarm with little more than his wits and whatever he can scrounge off the blood-soaked floors. Once they reach the surface, however, the two find themselves in the crossfire between two warring conspiracies, both of which claim to be the good guys. “At the end of the day, I’m left wanting more, and that’s a good thing. Trust me. I tried to read Twilight once.…Bottom line: 4.75 out of 5 shotgun shells.” - Jimbo’s Awesome Science Fiction and Fantasy Reviews