How to Save a World from Dying: A Demon Apocalypse Love Story

The year is 2035 and Earth is under attack by giant demons from outer space -- demons as tall as houses with multiple heads, arms, and legs. "The eyes on the first of its three heads had a serpent's split pupils, puke green. The eyes on the second head (which grew not beside the first head, but on top of it the way a cyst would) were as red as a poison frog's. The third head was stacked on top of its brothers, but this head was not worth talking about. It was a baby's head--and it was dead." Fortunately, there's one man who can stop the beasts: Zachary Zemeritus. Unfortunately, he's near dead and in pieces in a hospital across town. Central Park has been turned into an Air Force base, and the rest of New York City is in flames. Zachary's friends are the most recent victims of this nightmare. Too bad Zachary doesn't know any of this. As the hero of this tale, he might have been able to do something about it.