True Stories Told by a Liar

Listen, you don't have much time. Everything you are about to read is true. In this book you will find 21 stories that the government never wanted you to know. Tales of monsters and conspiracies you would have never thought possible; all now available for your innocent eyeballs to feast upon.

But be warned, what you are about to read isn't for the light of heart. Yes, this all really happened, and yes, most of it is quite gruesome. But trust me when I say that reading this book will save your life. Otherwise, how will you know where the antidote is?

Also, I should mention that I am a compulsive liar. But that isn't true, either, now is it? Either way, you're stuck now, so try to at least make the best of it as you read this book that I totally wrote by myself.