Shoplifters I Have Known

Wander through the aisles of a corner grocery in a town that could pass for Mayberry with Floyd, a mild-mannered grocery clerk. Floyd takes you along as he observes a woman who looks like a librarian shoving steaks into her purse, some nicely-dressed grandparents grazing their way through the produce section, a group of teenagers engaged in an academy-award-worthy brawl to divert attention while their point man runs out the door with six-packs of beer, an unattended child wanders the aisles, left to be "babysat" by... Captain Crunch? ...Dolly Madison? ...Aunt Jemima? Floyd recounts his career in small town U.S.A., from his entrepreneurial roots as a business savvy sixth grader through his days as a successful store owner with a keen eye and a big heart. He tells his story with a mixture of humor, compassion, admonishment and practical business advice. The most important ingredient of all? Relationships. You'll never experience your trip to the corner grocery store the same again.