Wonky Eyeball 2nd Edition

Hi, I'm Ernestine Mick. If you'd have told me what my first year of Jr. High was going to be like, I'd have laughed and said, You're crazy!" After all, who gets a wonky eyeball from her little brother on the first day of school, attends a fish funeral with her family in a gas station bathroom, accidently
moons a public swimming pool from the high dive, and has to chop up a frog in science class with Barbie, the gorgeous nightmare from heck? I'll tell you who - me! And that's just the first five months. Okay, I'll start from the beginning - but this is a story you're never going to believe!