Schlock Mercenary: Longshoreman of the Apocalypse

"I bet I can turn this tank into a longshoreman..." Their first job for their new employers is a glorified delivery run, and when things go predictably awry, Tagon's Toughs can honestly point at the mess they did not make and say "This was not our fault." As with any public mess, however, it only gets messier as it gets more public, and a celebrity journalist is looking to pin the blame on someone. Who better than the company of violent sociopaths charged with delivering the groceries?