The Dysfunctional Father's Guide to Pregnancy Birth and Babies

A self help book that pulls no punches. Written by two anonymous Seattle dadsboth Harvard Law School gradsthis is a how-to book written especially for ”dysfunctional fathers”men who do not watch Oprah or Dr. Phil and who know little (and care even less) about the inner workings of the female anatomy or psyche. The authors tell fathers how to cope with fertility clinics and vasectomies, how to avoid such horrible tasks as sex during pregnancy, changing poopy diapers, getting up at night, and why you should never agree to hold a birthday party for one-year-olds. A great gift for men who are about to become fathers, new fathers, old fathers, any male contemplating becoming a father, and their wives and girlfriends, if only to confirm just how inept their male partners are.