Vito and the Magic Bread

In the history of the universe, there has NEVER been a pig quite like Vito. Vito runs a small but happy barbershop in a far away galaxy beyond our Sun on a small planet named, Chip Swirlee. His barbershop is always full of strange creatures who come to him for the best haircut in the universe, a steady supply of corndogs and hot cocoa, and a good story. Vito has so many stories to tell his customers! This is because his magical powers have allowed him to travel through time to any place in the universe, at any point in history. He has seen it all! And, although he is only two inches tall here on Earth, his physical strength allows him to lift 20 times his own weight. He is no one to mess with! Yet, he is sensitive. His sensitive powers of concentration make him aware when somebody needs help, no matter how far away they may be.