Nobody Move

If brevity is the soul of wit, "Nobody Move!" is its beer gut. Former Buffalonian Patricia Reilly Panara has been deployed to Florida, where she slaloms through a playful potpourri of topics. Her Lip Service knows no Latitude as she stubbornly applies powerful sunscreens in Buffalo, and keeps her ice scraper handy in Florida. Here she gives a flea bath to some of her pet subjects:. Why the Food Pyramid should be a Trapezoid. How to deal with naked neighbors without contacting the local sex crimes unit. Conspiracy Theories: Who turned the rug purple while Hubby mowed blithely over a grassy knoll?. How to eradicate Easter Grass without setting off the smoke detector. Eliminate that pesky discretionary income with a hybrid electric car. Panhandler etiquette: When not to resort to ju jitsu. A-List Celebrities: Could God qualify?. Ground-breaking investigative report: Fibergate in the bread aisle. Number 32, Where Are You? A poetic look back at the OJ Simpson trial.Everything's fair game as Ms. Panara goes Pestilence Hunting with a