Destined for Presidential Greatness [GAG GIFT]: Everything I Know to Be the Most Supreme Leader of the Free World (The 2016 U.S. Presidential Campaign Series)

THIS IS A GAG GIFT—THE BOOK IS MOSTLY BLANK INSIDE and NOT WRITTEN BY DONALD TRUMP

Is there someone you know who's just a little too crazy about Donald Trump? Or maybe the opposite... someone who is a die-hard liberal Democrat who gets nauseous just hearing about "The Donald"? Well, this is the perfect gag gift to give them! Whether poking fun at their lovefest for Trump or their seething hatred of the guy, you can't miss with this book. It's sure to bring laughs at any birthday party, the holidays, or other gift-giving celebration... and yet barely more than the cost of a high-end greeting card! And for your politically opposite friends and family, be sure to check out our similar book "by" Hillary Clinton—Yes, I Know I'm Overqualified—exclusively available right here on Amazon.com!

From the back cover:

We need The Donald to lead us to riches!

And he knows he can. The only thing stopping America from unstoppable wealth and prosperity is a true patriot who knows that wealth starts with “we.” Donald Julius Trump is that patriot, and he will take us from the Nation that Obama Nearly Destroyed to the Nation that Rules the World with Wealth and Prosperity.

From this book’s first profound thought to its last, you will be thanking your lucky stars that America has been saved from the jaws of socialism and despair. In fact, on the Fourth of July in 2017 your grilled burgers will taste the best they ever have because Trump will have restored the U. S. of A. to its God-given place of greatness. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

President Donald J. Trump will crush his political enemies and make you rich, and Destined for Presidential Greatness reveals exactly how he will achieve unprecedented success in the Oval Office. Buy this book or you’re a Mexican socialist.

“I’ll be leading the effort to get Trump’s sculpture put on Mount Rushmore. As soon as mine is finished.”

—Bill O’Reilly

“America deserves better burgers on the Fourth of July.”

—George W. Bush