Zom Bee Moo Vee & Other Freaky Shows

This chapbook is an A-Z collection of Cinematic Fantasy. It contains stories and poems about movies and TV programs...but you've never seen these shows. They do not exist. There is no foreign movie called OH, BUT YOU WILL. No Christmas special called SANTA'S ELVES MEET PAINSETTIA PLONT. No Fifties sitcom called THE LITTLE PERKY SHOW, sponsored by Koala Kough Syrup. No bedroom comedy called GRANDMAMA's NAUGHTY PERFUME. And there has never, ever been a horror film called ZOM BEE MOO VEE....Until Now.