...And on the 28th Day God Created Chocolate

"For a long time she just enjoyed having him there with her. But she was human, & that meant she wanted more. Her passion took over & against her better judgement, she decided to have him. All of her fantasies would come true. She would finally possess him in every way. Her body ached for him. She began to ravage him, caressing him with her open mouth. Their appetites would finally be satisfied. Then her four year old son entered the room. She stopped guiltily. Her son screamed, "Mom! That's MY CHOCOLATE BAR!!"