First, a little Chee-Chee Then Some Other Extremely Odd Sports

For everyone who's finally ready to stop making sense and start wasting time, here's the ultimate instructional manual. Windsail on railroad tracks, play golf in corn fields and the spillways of dams, fly to Borneo to wreck the filming of Survivor, wander around in Boy Scout uniforms, and Food Suits loaded with pork and booze, fantasize in public about sex with Meg Ryan, alienate people and seek the company of dogs and horses.