Politically Correct Environment

From the author's preface: Why did we write this little book of gritty gags, saber-tongued stories, irreverent illustrations and zany zingers? Well, the truth is, we just felt like it. But you have to admit that when any subject is elevated to a cultural fetish surrounded by politically correct bowing, scraping and general pussyfooting, it's ripe for parody. When spotted owls and kangaroo rats become more important than people, you know it's time to poke a few holes in self-satisfied, holier-than-thou, sanctimonious, smug faced hypocrites everywhere. The environment has become such a sacred cow, somebody just had to milk it. So, we elected ourselves chief eco-balloon-bursters, chuckle chucker and idiosyncratic iconoclasts. Now it can be told. Here, then, is Politically Correct Environment, the result of at least twenty minutes hard labor. Have fun.