Clarts and Calamities

A fictional but very believable farming year in diary form: 'This is a year in the life of a bloke who'll never drive a Porsche, seldom wear a tie, and doesn't commute to work, because he's there already. He's been there since the first ewe lambed, the first cow was milked and the first field harvested . and he still hasn't made any money (or so he says).'