Married To Mommy?: A Survival Guide for Married Guys
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The term "Mommy" perfectly defines the persona that many women take on after just a few short years of marriage. Generally uptight, perpetually practical, and constantly striving to be in control of everything— all the time—the dreadnought Mommy is a marital force to be reckoned with.
When a guy gets married, he conceives of the union with simple logic:
- She’s kinda fun.
- I like sex with her.
- If we get married, I’ll get more.
- If I don’t get married, I could end up wasting my life away in front of the tube with the guys, scratching my balls and eating fried pork rinds.
An aspiring "Mommy" wants more. If a guy’s not careful, she will take his time, his money, his power, his identity, his self-respect, his man-seed, and ultimately, his fun. Humorously illuminating the stark daily reality of matrimony, this handbook takes on topics discussed only between the best of buddies, and even then only after a few beers. This book gives married (or soon-to-be-married) guys never-before-published hints and tips for grappling with the overwhelming power and inexhaustible resolve of Mommy!
Learn how to:
- Determine if you married a Mommy
- Evade Mommy’s ever-present spotlight of accountability
- Never again come home "late"
- Inoculate yourself against the dreaded "Martha Stewart Syndrome"
- Steer clear of the "Victoria’s Secret Mistake"
- Recognize all eleven types of married sex…
- And so much more!
Written by two "Professors of Matrimony," Married To Mommy? saves guys from years of confusion, struggle, and frustration. The professors’ step-by-step lessons provide death-defying shortcuts to a calmer, happier, sexier marriage and a fighting chance of surviving as a male…married to Mommy!
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