Are You Married To Mommy? The term "Mommy" perfectly defines the persona that many women take on after just a few short years of marriage. Generally uptight, perpetually practical, and constantly striving to be in control of everything— all the time—the dreadnought Mommy is a marital force to be reckoned with. 
 When a guy gets married, he conceives of the union with simple logic: 
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<li>She’s kinda fun.</li>
<li>I like sex with her. </li>
<li>If we get married, I’ll get more. </li>
<li>If I don’t get married, I could end up wasting my life away in front of the tube with the guys, scratching my balls and eating fried pork rinds. </li>
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 An aspiring "Mommy" wants more. If a guy’s not careful, she will take his time, his money, his power, his identity, his self-respect, his man-seed, and ultimately, his fun. Humorously illuminating the stark daily reality of matrimony, this handbook takes on topics discussed only between the best of buddies, and even then only after a few beers. This book gives married (or soon-to-be-married) guys never-before-published hints and tips for grappling with the overwhelming power and inexhaustible resolve of Mommy! 
Learn how to:
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<li>Determine if you married a Mommy</li>
<li>Evade Mommy’s ever-present spotlight of accountability</li>
<li>Never again come home "late" </li>
<li>Inoculate yourself against the dreaded "Martha Stewart Syndrome" </li>
<li>Steer clear of the "Victoria’s Secret Mistake" </li>
<li>Recognize all eleven types of married sex…</li>
<li>And so much more!</li>
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Written by two "Professors of Matrimony," Married To Mommy? saves guys from years of confusion, struggle, and frustration. The professors’ step-by-step lessons provide death-defying shortcuts to a calmer, happier, sexier marriage and a fighting chance of surviving as a male…married to Mommy!

Married To Mommy?: A Survival Guide for Married Guys

Humor & Entertainment

Jeff Bakeman

Brian Krinbring

Humor

Citadel

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Married To Mommy?: A Survival Guide for Married Guys