Republican Party Reptile

What is the Republican Party Reptile? It is neoconservatism with its pants down around its ankles, the Rehnquist Supreme Court on drugs, a disco Hobbes living without shame or federally mandated safety regulations. The Republican Party Reptile supports a strong defense policy but sees no reason to conduct it whilst sober. The RPR believes in minimum governmental interference in private affairs - unless the government brings over extra girls & some ice. In short, the RPR is the new label that our political spectrum has been crying out for - the conservative with a sense of humor.