Richard Lederer's Anguished English 365-Day 2011 Calendar (Bloopers and Blunders, Fluffs and Flubs, Goofs and Gaffes)

'Hair Cut While You Wait.' 'Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim.''Satellite Tracks Cows from Outer Space.' These are some of the absurdly hilarious linguistic lapses gleaned by Richard Lederer from advertisements, signs, newspaper headlines, and other everyday sources. Dr. Lederer, author of more than thirty books about language, history, and humor, has compiled 313 entries for this calendar (Saturdays and Sundays share a page and an entry), each one a real-world sighting. Thirteen categories include Misdirected Directions, Lost in Translation, and Disorder in the Court! Also included are yearly grids for 2011 and 2012 and pages for notes. 365-day padded tear-off calendar with plastic base. Size: 6.25 x 5.25 in. (box 7 x 6 in.). Printed with soy-based inks.