Family Heirloom Fruitcake: Inedible--Just Like Grandma's!

One of the oldest—and mostly widely ridiculed—Christmas traditions is the giving of that ubiquitous nut-and-dried-fruit-studded concoction known as the fruitcake. Now you can give the gift that keeps on giving without stepping foot in the kitchen or gourmet food store with this fantastic foam fruitcake—guaranteed to become a new favorite family tradition. Uniquely packaged in a loaf-shaped box, this luscious-looking, inedible loaf will make as good a gift in ten years as it does now!

This uproarious kit also includes the appetizing companion volume 50 Uses for Your Fruitcake, which reveals the top 50 uses of the socially defamed taste treat, solidifying its rank as one of the all-time top gifts of the Christmas season—past, present, and future.