Here's the Thing about Me (Lucy Rose Books (Library))

"I'm Lucy Rose and here's the thing about me: I am eight and according to my grandfather I have the kind of life that is called eventful, which means NOT boring. According to my mom and my grandmother, I'm what they call a handful. And according to my dad, I am one smart cookie."
"I say I am one girl who is feeling not-so-sure about things on account of my parents got a separation. Plus my mom and I just moved to Washington, D.C. Plus I haven't met any friends yet, but I do know someone who is not one and that is Adam Melon, who I call Melonhead."
"Here's another thing about me: Most of the time, I am plain hilarious."